Christopher Kolmatycki

Entrepreneur, Marketing Expert, and Shower Singing Enthusiast

Comments Off on The Scariest Catvertising You’ll See

If Wal Mart’s latest abomination makes it off the web and onto my TV set, I’m heading for the hills.  This is the stuff nightmares are made of.

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Comments Off on Heineken Social Christmas Tree

We all saw Heineken burst on the scene earlier in the year with being one of the first brands to utilize those cool video ads in the bottom-right corner of your screen on Facebook.  Now it looks like they’re taking their partnership with Facebook one step further with the Heineken Social Tree.  The video gives a cool overview on the project, but to see the real power, check it out yourself.  I’m not sure if you see the possibilities for similar offshoots to this, but if you don’t, I’m not telling you.  The ideas are mine 😉

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Comments Off on MANta Clause and An Old Spice Christmas

Old Spice is going in full effect this Christmas with their MANta Clause campaign.  To be honest, the videos aren’t quite doing it for me, but the idea is awesome.  Check out all the videos and the progress they are making into the campaign.  What do you think?  Always been my dream to do something like this involving a widespread audience at Denote.

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Comments Off on Block Embarrassing Photos From Social Media With Norte Photo Blocker

Awesome ad for Norte Beer to protect us from what we all fear most, evidence of what happened last night.  The thing I actually love most about this is the ability to expand the campaign past this ad and actually develop a product to do this.  These already exist for license plates to stop toll cameras from snapping pics.  Could we not develop like a beer cozy or something made of tin foil?

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Comments Off on The Craziest Burger King Triple Whopper Commercial You’ll See

I don’t think I’ll ever see a crazier Burger King commercial, much less a Triple Whopper commercial, than this one.  What do you think?

I’d be lying if I said some clients hadn’t insisted we actually meet over Whoppers to discuss marketing plans.  I can honestly say that no amount of hamburgers can stop us from getting results.

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